30 Funny Marriage Tweets From This Week For People Who Said “I Do” And Meant It (February 6, 2026)
Marriage is choosing to spend your life with someone who steals your fries, hogs the blankets, and somehow always finds new ways to be annoying. And you meant it when you said “I do” to all of that.
These funny marriage tweets are for people who are committed to the chaos, for better or worse. Mostly better. Sometimes worse. Always entertaining.
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