35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (February 12, 2026)
I’m about to go to this industry “networking” event and here’s the thing:he only people who actually enjoy networking events are the ones who treat small talk like a competitive sport. Everyone else is just standing there holding a drink they’re not drinking, trying to figure out when it’s socially acceptable to leave without looking like they have no friends.
These are the funniest tweets from today. Nobody’s networking. Nobody’s pretending to care about your weekend plans. Just people being funny because the alternative is staring at their to-do list and crying.
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Related: 35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (February 11, 2026)
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