“Well, That’s A Brand New Sentence” – 35 Tweets
Human language has been around for thousands of years, and somehow the internet is still out here inventing brand new sentences every single day.
These are the kinds of tweets that make you stop and think, “No one in history has ever needed to arrange those words in that order before now.”
Did these sentences need to be written? Absolutely not. Am I deeply grateful they were? Without question.
This collection is full of weirdly specific, wildly unnecessary, and completely hilarious lines that could only exist in our modern timeline.
Proof that even after centuries of poetry, philosophy, and great literature, Twitter still finds a way to contribute something truly unhinged to the English language.
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