30 Funniest Tweets You Might’ve Missed From This Past Weekend (February 16, 2026)

I’m genuinely glad you got offline this weekend and went out there to live your life like a well-adjusted human. Touch some grass, see some friends, maybe even get a full night’s sleep.

Meanwhile, I was doing the important work of staying chronically online and scrolling through Twitter so you don’t have to. Someone has to keep an eye on the timeline and make sure the funniest posts don’t disappear into the void.

These are the funniest tweets you probably missed while you were busy being productive and fulfilled, carefully gathered so you can catch up on all the laughs without sacrificing your sanity.

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