25 Pizza Fails That Should Never Have Happened
Pizza is a divisive food. Like most corners of the food world, people are always trying to reinvent the wheel. In my opinion, they nailed it with pepperoni and cheese, but now I can’t go anywhere without seeing some abomination like these.
Look, we’ve tried everything. I feel like once we ran out of meats and/or vegetables that taste good with cheese, it should be illegal to put anything else on there. These pizza fails should never have happened.
1. “First time buying at a local restaurant called ‘Food and love’, ordered a four cheese pizza and this is why they delivered.”
2. “The triple threat – it’s a pepperoni pizza slice, garlic knots, and a calzone all in one”
3. “It’s called ‘Pittsburgh Pizza.’ The undercarriage and crust is cooked and it is topped with cold ingredients … toppings such as cheese, pepperoni…”
4. “I’m also turning myself in. Totino’s birthday pizza cake (8 layers).”
5. “Americans, Are You Okay?”
6. “Chicken and waffles…pizza…”
7. “Pizza fries!”
8. “Staff Lunch today..Plant based Pizza…a ‘professional chef’ made that..Tragic”
9. “Funfetti Pizza at my school”
10. “My coworkers pizza.”
“Diavolo pizza with beetroot juice and boiled egg. I get from the sight diarrhea.”
11. “Fish Fry pizza from a Wisconsin pizza restaurant”
12. “Is pizza even pizza anymore?”
13. “Pizza with BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, pickles, mushrooms and onions”
14. “Cream cheese pizza”
“Grabbed some mozza out of the freezer and made pizza. 30 minutes later, found out I grabbed the cream cheese by mistake
Its surprisingly not bad”
15. “Pizza shawarma?”
16. “Dry Fruits on Pizza”
17. “The Bean Special – Pizza from Linewood, MA”

“Look, I know that Boston is called “Bean Town” because we perfected the baked bean, but this actual pizza from Lynnwood Cafe in Randolph, MA has salami, onion, and an entire boatload of baked beans.”
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19. “Garfield-shaped pizza from the now-closed (2019-2021) GarfieldEATS restaurant in downtown Toronto. I don’t know about you guys, but this doesn’t look appetizing in the SLIGHTEST.”
20. “Domino’s in China has a pizza with a chocolate volcano”
“To make it even worse, it’s a ham, cheese and pineapple pizza with marshmallows and a dark chocolate vulcano.”
21. “Half nacho, half pizza. Is it stupid?”
22. “Pizza Cake with Ranch Icing”
23. “Is this worse then raw pizza?”
24. “What the f is this?”
25. “Edible Glitter On Pizza”
