30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Are Cheaper Than Couples Therapy This Week (February 20, 2026)

Being married isn’t so bad. I’m only a few years in though, so be sure to send me this post in 30 years and ask me again. That being said, a sense of humor is obviously important to have a healthy marriage.

You just have to make sure you’re both on the same page. My wife and I are always trying to make each other laugh. So when I see a solid, funny marriage tweet, I have to send it to her.

These funny marriage tweets from this week are exactly that kind of stuff you send your spouse and wait to see if they laugh or just stare at you.

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