35 Painfully Cringey Bumble Messages That’ll Have You Swearing Off Dating Apps For Good

I found the love of my life five years ago, and every time I see what’s happening on dating apps now, I’m reminded just how lucky I am. I genuinely don’t think I’d survive out there.

The awkward openers, the wildly overconfident energy, the messages that should’ve stayed in someone’s drafts folder forever… it’s a battlefield.

These painfully cringey Bumble exchanges are the kind that make you physically recoil and quietly thank the universe you’re not the one on the receiving end.

If you’re currently swiping, I salute you. If you’re not, these screenshots will make you grateful for your freedom.

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