25 Funny Tweets About Marriage And Parenting From ‘Daddy Go Fish’

I made the executive decision that marriage and kids probably weren’t the path for me. I like my sleep, my quiet, and the ability to leave the house without negotiating with a tiny human about socks.

That said, a funny tweet is a funny tweet, and I’ll happily enjoy the chaos from a safe, well-rested distance.

That’s why I love the posts from Daddy Go Fish. They capture the beautiful insanity of marriage and parenting in a way that makes me laugh without having to live it.

I may not be signing up for family life, but I’m absolutely here for the commentary.

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