30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (March 2, 2026)
The average person spends about six months of their life waiting at red lights. That’s half a year just sitting there, staring at a glowing circle, thinking thoughts that probably have no need be documented.
It’s the same kind of idle time where the internet somehow produces the sharpest, most unhinged observations known to humans.
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