30 Funny Tweets That Birthed A Brand New Sentence Into Our Already Crazy World

I’ve been writing jokes on Twitter for over a decade now, which means I’ve seen just about every format, meme, and recycled punchline the internet can throw at you.

After a while you start to appreciate the rare tweet that actually feels new—like someone just unlocked a sentence that has never existed in human history before.

Those are my favorite. The kind of tweet that makes you stop for a second and think, “Well… nobody has ever put those words together like that before.”

These funny tweets did exactly that. Each one somehow birthed a brand new sentence into our already very strange world—and honestly, the internet is better for it.

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