23 Funny Tweets About Drinking Guinness To Celebrate St. Patrick's Day

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means it’s the only day of the year anyone I know eats corned beef and cabbage and drinks a Guinness.

So in celebration, we’ve got the funniest Guinness tweets to offset the copious amount of green beer you’re probably drinking.

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Guinness smells like bread and regret hac a baby.

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Me: I like Guinness Somebody Who's Had Guinness in Ireland: did you know it's better in Ireland

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Wife: What do you want to do for dinner? Me: Authentic Irish cuisine. Wife: Corned beef and cabbage? Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

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Wife: What do you want to do for dinner? Me: Authentic Irish cuisine. Wife: Corned beef and cabbage? Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

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Who has the Guinness World Record for drinking the most Guinness in the World

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Today is the only day of the year when it's socially acceptable to talk about your bathtub full of Guinness fantasy

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My heart says drink gallons of Guinness and Jameson, but my DNA says sip Manischewitz wine and complain about cold eggs.

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Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub pic.twitter.com/lb0N1FQwCx

— Peter Pref (@PrefEquityPeter) March 13, 2026

23 Funny Tweets About Drinking Guinness To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

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