25 Tweets That Made Us Regret Having Eyes And Using Them To Read

I’ve been writing tweets for over a decade now, and in that time I’ve seen, and contributed to, some truly unhinged stuff.

The kind of tweets that make you laugh, then pause, then wish you could unread them immediately. And yeah, I’ll admit it… I’ve probably written a few that belong on a list like this.

There’s a certain art to a tweet that goes completely off the rails. No rules, no boundaries, just a thought launched into the void that somehow makes it all the way to your timeline. You don’t always want to see it, but once you do, it’s burned into your brain forever.

These are the funny, wild tweets that made us regret having eyes—and yet we couldn’t stop reading.

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