45 Times People Needed Photographic Evidence Of The Wild Things They Saw At The Grocery Store

I’ve always loved people watching at the grocery store. It’s one of the few places where you get a true cross-section of humanity all in one spot, and the dress code is basically whatever you felt like throwing on five minutes before leaving the house.

Because of that, you’re bound to see some things. Most of it is harmless, a little odd maybe, but every now and then you come across something so wild you have to double take.

And in those moments, you don’t just keep walking. You pull out your phone, because there’s no way anyone is going to believe you otherwise.

These are the kinds of grocery store sightings that absolutely required photographic evidence.

1. A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket

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2. I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him

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3. “Come Eat With Us, Danny”

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4. Showdown At The Supermarket

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5. Girl Brings A Goat Into Store

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6. My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes

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7. Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store

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8. Couple Goals

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9. Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn’t Too Happy About It

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10. I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy

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11. So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)

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12. On The Floor At My Local Kroger

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13. Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs

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14. Looks Like Sam Didn’t Make The Cut At The Citadel

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15. Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC

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16. Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I’m In A Swedish Arthouse Film

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17. Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out

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18. Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

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19. Two Very Different Nights, 12 Piece Of Fried Chicken & Whiskey Versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes

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20. This Kid Went From Row To Row

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21. I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket

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22. Today I Saw A Duck At Walmart

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23. My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit

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24. Lady And Her Cat

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25. Security Tried To Get This Cat Out Of My Local Supermarket. Failed

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26. It’s 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart

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27. Walmart Baby Has Seen Some Stuff

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28. I Take My Hedgehog Grocery Shopping, And No One Tells Me To Stop

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29. This Monk Just Stopped Me And My Dog In The Store To Tell Me That My Dog Reminded Him Of A Picture He’d Seen

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30. My Local Wal-Mart’s Greeter Is Always Playing Guitar Or Violin. He’s A Cool ‘Person Of Wal-Mart’

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31. I Raise You My Costco Lady Having Lunch With Pikachu

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32. She Was Born For This Job

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33. My Grocery Store Thinks They Are Punny

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34. I Was Shockeded When Someone Licked My Arm In The Walgreens This Morning

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35. Just Your Everyday Smiley

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36. He Must Be Johny Bravo’s Grand Dad

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37. Just Your Average Businessman Wearing Hooker Heels In The Lego Store

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38. Someone Lost A Mental Battle In Walmart Today

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39. My Son Did Not Enjoy This Book. 0/10. Do Not Recommend

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40. They’ve Stepped Up Security At The Supermarket

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41. Cashiers Reaction When I Buy 100 Bananas

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42. Lost My Kid In Target… Found Him Here

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43. Today A Miracle Occurred At IKEA

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44. A Suspicious Supermarket Worker Found This In A Baby Carriage

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45. Costco Employee Silently Tries To Trap A Pigeon

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