63 Chaotic Text Messages That Quickly Escalated Into Grounds For Having Your Number Deleted
I’m in a few group chats that can get pretty wild, so I’m no stranger to chaotic texting. Once you’ve seen enough late-night messages, nothing really surprises you anymore… or at least that’s what I thought.
Because every now and then, someone sends something so unhinged, so completely out of pocket, that you have to pause and seriously reevaluate the friendship. Like, do I keep this number saved, or do I pretend I never knew this person at all?
These texts escalated way too quickly and crossed into that dangerous territory where “lol” turns into “okay, that’s enough.”
1. The Gambit
2. I Think I Played This As Best As One Can
3. For The Record, This Worked
4. Vitamin
5. Just keeps going…
6. Do You Offer A Rematch In This Position?
7. MacBook
8. Oh, mom.
9. How’d it go?
10. Roasted
11. Elo Rating? (Got Unmatched)
12. This Timeline Between Me And My Sister (Her Room Is Right Next To Mine)
13. Was This Too Cringe?
14. How’d I Do Guys
15. Is This Guy Grandmaster?
16. I Need This Analysed Immediately. Checkmate??
17. I Have No Idea How To Respond
18. Need Analysis
19. Not gonna get me, bro.
20. Still Got A Date Though
21. How’d I Do?
22. Any Way To Recover Here
23. Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?
24. Dinosaur Gambit
25. Rate My Game
26. I Mean
27. Names Is Jack For Context
28. Queen Blunder In Low Elo
29. Elo?
30. What Is This Opening Called?
31. Any Theories For This Situation?
32. The Fertilized Tomato Gambit
33. Saw This On Youtube Post Hahahah Lool
34. Wife Gambit
35. How Can I Improve My Opening?
36. My Favorite Game To Play
37. Has Anyone Else Fallen For This Trap?
38. Corny Opening Move, Resulted In Block
39. The Ol’ One-Two BBQ Punch
40. I Love My Mom, Best Opponent
41. I Think I Threw
42. Quick Victory
43. What Now?
44. They’ve Only Made One Move. I’m Terrified
45. Is This A Sound Approach?
46. Accidental High Elo
47. (Opponent Is A Woman) What’s My Elo?
48. Do You Think This Gambit Will Work?
49. Good Save Or Massive Blunder?
50. Knock Knock Jokes Never Fail
51. Smurfing Or Wintrade?
52. Black Forgot To Check Their Opening Prep
53. Thanks, dad.
54. Guys What Do I Do In This Position?
55. Dementia Gambit
56. At least 1900 Elo
57. Oh.
58. Quite Aggressive Play By White, Which Was Subject To An Amazing Move By Blue
59. Dummy.
60. Rating Check
61. Seen On Ig- Need Analysis
62. Unplanned but lovely.
63. How’d This Go
