55 Men Who Not Only Never Lost Their Inner Child, They Still Let It Call The Shots
I’m in my 40s now, which on paper probably means I’m supposed to have everything figured out and act like a proper adult at all times. But if I’m being honest, there’s still a big part of me that never really grew up… and I’m not sure I want it to.
There’s something about holding onto that inner kid that makes life a lot more fun. Whether it’s messing around, finding joy in dumb things, or just refusing to take everything so seriously, it keeps things interesting.
These guys didn’t just hang onto their inner child, they handed it the keys and said, “You drive.” And honestly, I respect it.
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2. Just When I Think My Boyfriend Is A Grown Up
3. I Was Tasked With Clearing Out The Crawlspace, But Then I Found My Old Slot Car Track And Progress Haulted. A+ Would Clean Again
4. Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate
5. Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional
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7. My Boyfriend Likes To Cover My Face With All Sorts Of Things
8. From My Brother. He’s A Funeral Director
9. My Husband Was So Excited About His Custom Card
10. In 2008, Prisoners Working At A Vermont Prison’s Print Shop Managed To Sneak A Pig On 30 Police Cars
11. I Think This Guy Wins Halloween. Cruising Down The Road At 50 Miles An Hour
12. Wacky Waving Un-Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
13. My Future Mother-In-Law Did Not Understand Why I Brought This Icicle Into The House, Or Why I Was So Happy About Him
14. My Buddy Dressed Up As Eleven In Honor Of Stranger Things Season 2
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16. This Guy Was Just Standing On The Sidewalk Waving His Spear Around At Cars
17. My Boyfriend Surprised Me With A Fancy Shmancy Dinner
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19. My Brother Really Wanted To Swim With His Turtle
20. I’m A Grown Man, Just Moved To My Own Place. I Do What I Want
21. My Roommate Started Vtubing As A Puppet, And I Walked By To See This
22. I Don’t Think My Son Realizes How Much Call Of Duty I’ve Played
23. I Woke Up Today With A Missed Call From My Mom And About 15 Tags To Beat The Cheerio Stack Record. 10 Hours Later, It Has Been Broken
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25. Decided To Horrify My Mother For Christmas
26. I Heard A Coworker Say, “This Segway Is Terrible.” I Turned Around And Found Him Like This
27. A Co-Worker Brought In A Giant Godzilla Toy From The Latest Movie. I Decided To Give It An Upgrade
28. This Is How My Brother Went Dressed To The Barbie Movie
29. My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk
30. My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To
31. So My Boyfriend Is Getting Bees In The Spring. It’s February. I Think He’s A Little Excited
32. We Asked The 3 Of Them To Take A Pic Of Their Awesome Costumes And This Guy Jumped In
33. My Roommates And I Play A Game Where We Hide A John Cena Action Figure Around The House. He Went Missing For A Week Until Today
34. I Let My Inner Child Take Over My LEGO Bricks. This Is The Result
35. When I Told My Landlord My Shower Head Was Leaking, He Said He Was Going To Hook Me Up. This Is What I Came Home To
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37. My Brother-In-Law Meal Prepping Before He Cuts Hay
38. My Dad Got His Head Stuck In The Porch Yesterday Whilst Trying To Feed A Dead Bee To A Spider That Lives In The Bushes
39. My Wife Told Me To Put Nice Pillow Cases On The Bed. A Man Chooses
40. Picked My Kid Up From The Bus Stop Today
41. After A 50+ Email Chain With All The Men At My Company, We Decided It Was Only Fair To Have A Shark Tank In The Bathroom If The Women Got An Orchid
42. My Coworker Dropped A Part On His Foot And Broke A Toe. I Got Him A Care Package
43. This Year, I Went To Comic Con As “Drunk Uncle Ben”. The Goal: Pass Out In Front Of As Many Spidermen As Possible
44. Tonight I Let My Inner Child Loose, And It Felt Good
45. Grown Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle
46. My Husband/Manchild Preparing For The Apocalypse
47. I Heard My Boyfriend Giggling To Himself In The Bathroom. He’s 26-Years-Old
48. I Found Out Today That My Grandpa Ordered A Better Gaming Rig Than Myself And Any Of My Friends
49. I’m A Grown Man, And I’ll Eat Chocolate Lucky Charms (Now With Magical Unicorn Marshmallows) With Chocolate Milk From A Flower Bowl If I Want
50. As A Grown Man, I Thought This Was A Better Use For My Ice Maker. Frozen Candy Dispenser
51. I Found Him
52. Myself And Two Coworkers Realized We Were Wearing The Same Coat. The Only Option Was To Zip Them Into One Three Person Coat
53. We Get It, Bro, You Drive A Jeep
54. I Am A Grown Man. If I Want To Make A Bacon And Egg Hot Tub For My Toast People, I Will
55. My Father-In-Law Is A Contractor. This Is Him Installing A Mirror
