53 Paws-itively Funny Dog Memes To Get Your Tails Wagging This Afternoon
Dogs are funnier than most people I know and they’re not even trying. That’s the thing. A comedian works on material for months and a dog just sits somewhere weird or makes a face and it’s immediately better than anything on Netflix. I don’t know what we did to deserve them but I know we’re not earning it.
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My dog knows when I’ve been around another dog. I don’t know how. I’ve washed my hands, changed my shirt, done everything short of showering before walking in the door, and she still gives me this look like I’ve betrayed the entire foundation of our relationship. The guilt is real. I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m sneaking around just because I scratched a stranger’s lab behind the ears at the gas station, but here we are.
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There’s no recovering from being the person who blocked the intersection. You can’t explain yourself. You can’t wave apologetically enough. You just have to sit there, stare straight ahead, and accept that for the next thirty seconds you are the villain in twelve people’s commute. The worst part is you saw it coming. The light was yellow, the traffic wasn’t moving, and some part of your brain said “go for it” and now you’re paying for that decision with your dignity.
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I will Google something mid-conversation without shame. I don’t care if it kills the flow. If I know I’m right and someone is looking at me like I’m an idiot, I will pull my phone out and end the debate in real time. There’s a window after you’ve been proven right where you have to decide what kind of person you want to be — gracious or insufferable. I always choose wrong.
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