40 Tweets From Today That Had No Business Being This Funny
I’m at the point where I open the fridge, stare at everything, and somehow decide there’s “nothing to eat.” Like I live in a fully stocked museum of ingredients I refuse to combine. When you think about it, that’s sort of what it’s like opening up Twitter.
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