35 Tweets That Took Thousands Of Years Of Human Language And Made A Brand New Sentence
I’ve been writing jokes on the internet for over a decade now, which means I’ve written thousands of them and read even more.
After a while, you start to feel like everything’s been said already. Like we’ve collectively exhausted every possible funny thought the human brain can produce.
And then out of nowhere, someone hits you with a sentence that feels completely new. Something so oddly specific and unexpected that it makes you stop and appreciate the fact that we’re still coming up with original ideas after all this time.
These tweets are perfect examples of that. Brand new sentences that somehow took thousands of years of human language and still managed to surprise us.
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