35 Pets Caught Red-Handed And Not Even Sorry About It

I can’t leave anything unattended for more than five seconds without my dog turning it into a heist. Socks disappear, shoes get relocated, and food might as well come with his name on it.

He’s not sneaky either, just confidently guilty every time I catch him mid-crime. I can’t even be mad, because it’s kind of funny.

1. “I’ve Been Finding Thumb Tacks In My Shoes Lately And I Couldn’t Figure Out Which Cat Was Doing It. Needless To Say, The Door To My Office Will Be Remaining Closed From Now On”

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2. “Our Rescue Cooper’s First Meal Was A Sandwich He Stole From The Table. Fast Forward 5 Years Later And Now He Has His Very Own Sandwich Shop”

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3. “I Regret Nothing!”

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4. “She Stole The Peanut Butter”

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5. “Somebody Wants Her Breakfast”

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6. “Cute Thief”

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7. “Doesn’t Even Regret”

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8. “Bread Thief”

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9. “Red Handed Thieving Muffin Mix Milk”

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10. “My Friends Dog Isabelle Who Stole All Our Hoagie Rolls”

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11. Watermelon Thief

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12. “Caught With Her Hand In The Cookie Jar”

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13. “Determined Milk Thief”

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14. “Her Face After Stealing A Carrot From The Neighbors’ Garden”

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15. “Determined Kitty”

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16. “I Present To You Duffy, My Cucumber Stealing Basset Hound”

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17. “Sausage Burglar”

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18. “Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ”

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19. “My German Shepherd Isn’t Allowed On My Bed. When I Caught Him He Rolled Off And Tried To Act Casual”

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20. “Cat Busted Trying To Touch The Cinnamon Rolls”

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21. “He Stole My Croissant And Thinks I Won’t Notice”

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22. “Every Time He Gets Caught Doing Something Wrong, He Makes This Face, Then Looks At Me Like ‘Dude, Help Me Out Here.'”

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23. “You Little Thief. Back Off, It’s Mine, All Mine!”

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24. “Balloon Thief”

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25. “Behold The Thief Who Stole Everybody’s Snacks”

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26. “So Busted”

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27. “I Present To You, The Bacon Thief”

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28. “His Ears Disappear When He Knows He’s Busted”

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29. “Disguised Thief”

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30. “So This Is Where All The Hair Ties Went”

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31. “I Thought It Was A Ghost Stealing My Water Bottle Caps”

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32. “My Dog Keeps Stealing The Neighbor Dog’s Toys”

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33. “Caught In The Act”

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34. “Always Stealing Bread, But Never Eats It”

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35. “Just My Fat Cat Stealing My Munchies”

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