35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (April 26, 2026)
Every week I end up bookmarking way too many tweets from women who are somehow funnier before 9am than I am all week.
So instead of pretending I’ll go back and like them later, I just throw the best ones here. All killer, no scrolling fatigue, and every single one proof that 280 characters is more than enough.
If you don’t think they’re funny, please just keep it to yourself.
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