67 Funny Food Tweets That’ll Keep You Fed With Laughter
My relationship with food is complicated in the sense that I think about it constantly but put almost no effort into making it.
I’ll spend forty-five minutes deciding what to eat, order the same thing I always order, and then feel strongly enough about the experience to have an opinion about it later.
That’s most people, I think. We’re all just out here taking food way too seriously and not seriously enough at the same time. It’s the one thing every person on earth has in common and somehow everyone’s still doing it differently and wrong.
1. Where’s his vest?
2. Leading question, tbh.
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8. This reminds me of the Elf food groups
9. She’s not lying. I’d marry her.
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