30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (May 9, 2026)
I can already tell this weekend is going to disappear in about nine minutes. That’s fine though. I’ve accepted my fate as a guy who spends Saturday sitting down “for one second” and somehow loses an entire afternoon.
Anyway, here are funny tweets from this week that were way more productive than I was.
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