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30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (May 9, 2026)

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I can already tell this weekend is going to disappear in about nine minutes. That’s fine though. I’ve accepted my fate as a guy who spends Saturday sitting down “for one second” and somehow loses an entire afternoon.

Anyway, here are funny tweets from this week that were way more productive than I was.

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Pleated jeans with humorous tweet about feeling safe from hantavirus during social distancing.
via Twitter

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Humorous tweet image featuring Emo Philips' joke about flight attendants and eggnog.
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Humorous tweet about helping a coworker find a hot pocket in the break room.
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Funny Tweet About Cheese Department Reel.
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Funny Zoom meeting meme with a quote about a movie being garbage and boss confusing it with a Zoom c.
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6.

Humorous meme about a mother criticizing her child's watercolor painting.
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Humorous tweet highlighting May's impact and darker cultural connotations.
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Humorous tweet about a child's funny response to the German word for raspberry.
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Humorous tweet about ADHD and humor, shared on Pleated Jeans website.
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Humorous tweet image showing a sushi plate with Yuzu Ponzu sauce, priced at $35.
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Humorous tweet about casual hog and formal pig attire, related to funny tweets.
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12.

My son asked if he needs to wear a shirt to Taco Bell, and I honestly don't know.
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13.

Pump price humor tweet about paying only $3, shared by Solé, with a casual tone.
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14.

Humorous tweet image featuring a quote about pets, dogs, and misinterpretations, perfect for social.
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15.

C-3PO sprinting meme for humor and pop culture fans.
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Humorous tweet highlighting the importance of listening to your body's signals with a witty comparis.
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17.

Person late to work holding a large ice cream cone, humorous workplace meme.
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18.

Close-up of a door handle with a humorous caption about anger and urgency.
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19.

Life is short, spend as much time as possible on your computer before you die.
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Horse feud documentary scene with a man in a dark shirt, sitting indoors, with a staircase in the ba.
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21.

Humorous tweet about barefoot driving and connecting hair to a dragon in avatar.
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22.

Humorous tweet highlighting the contrast between public acceptance and private frustration over risi.
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23.

Man waiting for cashier after self-checkout mistake, humorous social media meme.
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24.

Humorous tweet about realizing you're 37 while in your 20s.
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25.

Humorous tweet about food and laptop open at the table, perfect for social media humor.
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Taco Bell cinnamon twists tweet, humorous social media post about food and zoo animals.
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Pleated Jeans - Funny Tweet Meme from May 9, 2026.
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Humorous tweet about death and sticker collection from May 9, 2026.
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29.

Humorous tweet about investing in a mysterious handy tool for home adventures.
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30.

Humorous tweet about a vodka-based cocktail with a funny twist.
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Nate

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.