80 Food Disasters That Somehow Ended Up On A Plate
I’m not a food snob. I’ve eaten gas station food and lived to tell the tale. But some of these meals feel less like dinner and more like a dare somebody lost at 2 a.m.
There’s something fascinating about food this aggressively wrong. The weird ingredient combos. The mystery textures. The meals that somehow look burnt and undercooked at the same time. A few of these pictures made me want to apologize directly to pizza for ever taking it for granted.
Here are the most upsetting food disasters the internet has cooked up lately.
1. I Noticed A Piece Of Broccoli On My Plate That I Thought Looked Like An Opossum Face So I Used It To Make A Little Food Opossum
2. Michelin Star Cheese Plate (With Skittle Fireball)
3. I Present To You: A Bacon, Egg, And Cheese
4. I Was Told That This Belongs Here
5. Tried My Hand At A Tuna Aspic. It Went Well, But I May Be Banned From Thanksgiving In The Future
6. Green Eggs And Ramen
7. Usually I’m Just Lurking But I Felt Like This Needed To Be Shared. What Is Going On Here?
8. The Chicken Sandwich I Got From Mr Beast Burger Today
9. And Here’s My Boyfriend’s Carbonara Attempt
10. I May Have Found The Most Stupid Food Of All Time. Behold! Mr. T. Meatloaf
11. Ordered Takeout From The Lowest Rated Wing Place In My Area
12. Avocado With Plain White Rice And Salt. Add Soy Sauce If You Think You’re Better Than Me
13. Our Airbnb Had A Brick Oven. We Tried Making Pizza
14. Sonic Blue Curry
15. This Was Served As Caprese Salad
At a resort in Cuba. My partner decided to try the “French” restaurant. The other appetizer option was a seafood salad, which was fairly good.
16. My Parents Fought Over How And What To Make For My Birthday Cake. I Turned 40 Btw
17. All Hail Beans
18. My Friend Orderd Subway Through Door Dash And It Came Out Like This
19. This Is The Only Community That Will Accept My Spinach Chicken Noodles
20. Ran Out Of Buns
21. Cauliflower Wings. Super Crispy Baked Cauliflower Wrapped In Rice Paper
22. Today’s My Cake Day And Not Too Long Ago Was My Actual Birthday, So Here’s The Cake My Sister Made Me
23. Sandwich My Dad Likes To Eat, Raw Ground Beef With Raw Onions And White Pepper On Hard Bread
24. Our Dinner One Night This Past Deployment
25. My Small Snack Before Sleep
26. Every British Dessert Be Like
27. Chili Mac And Cheese With Dino Nuggies Ala Flambe
28. My Wife Made Muffins
The dairy free cream cheese did not do well.
29. Made This
30. Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys
31. I’m Fairly Certain I’ll Never Be Invited To A Potluck Again
32. What Do I Even Say My Friend Just Send My This On Snapchat
33. Parents Always Said I’m Just Picky. What Do You Think
34. The “Vegan Power Wrap” Option At A Work Event
Just mushrooms and a 3 kidney beans. Somehow wet and slimy but no condiments, sauce or seasoning.
35. It Made Sense At That Time
36. My Friend Made “Pho” To Impress A “Vietnamian” (In His Words) Person
37. I Have Some Leftovers, If Anyone Wants Me To Overnight Ship Them Some
38. A Dry Rub Taken Far Past Its Breaking Point. So Heavily Seasoned They Tasted Like A Spice Cabinet Had An Identity Crisis
39. My Wife’s Flight Got Delayed For Over 12 Hours, So The Airline Is Supposed To Provide Food For The Passengers, And That’s What They’re Treating Them Too
40. Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max For 2 Hours Served In A Baguette
41. The Vegan Option At My Work Christmas Dinner. Unseasoned Soy Beans In A Bell Pepper, Topped With A Sheese Single
42. First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called “Food And Love”, Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered
43. Bananasausage
44. This Was $20
45. Co-Worker’s Lunch
46. This Is So Cursed (Chicken Caesar Salad Pizza)
47. Get A Look At This Lovely Cement Toast
48. Looks Like Vaseline
49. My Cat Was Meowing For This Like It Was Her Wet Food
50. Vegan Night On Campus. I Pay 36k A Year For This And They Force Students To Pay 4K Per Semester For This Stupid Meal Plan
51. Heres My Banana Peanut Butter Triwich
52. Sushi Soup
53. Sardines In Louisiana Hot Sauce On 7 Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza
54. A Sludge Of Oatmeal, Eggs And Minced Meat
55. My Son Wanted Blue Sushi Yesterday, So I Made Him Some
56. Cursed Cake
57. 2 Ingredients
58. Cooked Ramen Drained Brick Added 2 Large Scrambled Eggs And Microwaved For A Min And A Half
59. My School’s $7 Take On Avocado Toast
60. “Chicken Sandwich” I Ordered From A Dairy Queen In A Small Town. Not At All What I Was Expecting!
61. My Husband’s Dinner
62. My Friend Told Me He Was Getting Burgers
63. Thanks I Hate This Pickle Pizza My GF’s Mom Ordered
64. The ‘Bruschetta’ I Was Served At A Restaurant. Yes, That’s An Entire Ball Of Mozzarella
65. My Italian Wedge Salad
66. Friend Told Me She Was Making A “Grilled Cheese” Then Sends This
67. I Just Love Slime Veggies Stuffed In Cookies
68. Behold My Blackberry Bars With Lemon Glaze
69. When You Try To Fry A Turkey For The First Time!
70. My Friend Just Made “Sushi”. This Is Apparently A Regular Thing
71. “Cursed Cake”
72. Yummers!!!!
73. GF Said She Wants To Sell This On Fb Marketplace.. “Crazy Ramen”
74. Vegan Meal I Was Served At My Brother’s Wedding Last Weekend
75. Yummy
76. Beef Gyro With Special Sauce
77. Vegans Can’t Have Hot Dogs? Think Again Sweetie
78. Hungry?
79. “Minnesota Sushi” – Ham, Mayonnaise And Pickle. Found On Facebook. Yuck
80. Leftover Bean Sculpture
I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family and I ate the leftovers for lunch but I don’t really like their beans so I made a face instead of eating them. What do you rate it?