“Please Don’t Make Me Go Hiking, I’ve Done Nothing Wrong” — 22 Hiking Tweets
I’m a hiker. Okay, fine, I’m a person who has hiked. I own the boots. I’ve got the water bottle with the carabiner clipped to my bag like I’m about to summit something serious. It’s just that I prefer my hikes with, you know, shade. And a reasonable temperature. And minimal bugs. And if the trail could stay mostly flat, that’d be great. Basically, I like a nice walk in the park. Literally.
These tweets cover both sides. People like me who are one steep incline away from turning back, and the unhinged outdoors enthusiasts who actually enjoy the heat, the bugs, and the vertical climbs. I don’t understand the second group, but I respect the commitment.
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