30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (May 29, 2026)
I was thinking about how bananas have what feels like about six good hours before they become banana bread ingredients. Is that the only thing that somehow gets better after it goes bad?
Most things don’t get a second chance. A forgotten loaf of bread isn’t suddenly a cake. Milk doesn’t just become something more exciting. Bananas figured it out, though.
I was reminded of that while scrolling through today’s funniest tweets. The internet can be a lot of things, but every now and then somebody takes a random thought, a minor inconvenience, or a completely pointless observation and somehow turns it into something better.
Somehow, that’s exactly what happened here.
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