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29 People Who Had The Funniest Comments On Twitter This Week

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I’ve been writing jokes on Twitter since back when it was actually called Twitter, back when the character limit felt like a creative constraint worth mastering.

I’ve watched the platform mutate through every era and through all of it I kept showing up to workshop bits in public like an open mic that never closes.

But something’s shifted.

The funniest thing on my timeline lately isn’t usually the original tweet. It’s the quote tweet.

The person who spotted a straight line from a mile away, loaded up, and absolutely buried it.

There’s a specific skill to it. You’re not just being funny, you’re being funny in response. No setup you control. Just the punchline.

In a lot of ways it’s harder than writing the original joke.
This week had some great ones.

Here are the quote tweets that made me put my phone down and stare at the ceiling.

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