35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (May 31, 2026)
I have a screenshot folder on my phone that is almost entirely made up of things I was convinced I’d need later. Recipes I’ve never made. Tweets I forgot about. A parking spot number from 2024 that I’m keeping forever for some reason.
Every now and then, though, something earns its place.
These funny tweets from women this week made me laugh hard enough to save them. Some are relatable. Some are unhinged. A few are so oddly specific they feel less like jokes and more like evidence. Either way, they’re some of the funniest things I came across all week.
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