30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (June 2, 2026)
It’s Tuesday. I went to the grocery store this morning for one thing and came out with eleven things, none of which was the one thing I went in for. I stood in the parking lot for a second, considering going back in, but I knew I wasn’t about to do that. Then I went home.
The sun came up, people went to work, someone somewhere had the best day of their life, and in between all of that completely ordinary stuff, a bunch of people opened Twitter and said something that made me laugh.
Here are the funniest tweets from today.
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