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35 Best New Dad Jokes From ‘DadSaysJokes’ That Made Us Groan And Laugh

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Okay I’ll admit it. I love a good dad joke. Not telling them, just collecting them. Saving them. Sending them to people unprompted at weird hours. The @DadSaysJokes Twitter account is basically my dealer at this point, and I have zero plans to stop. There is something about a perfectly constructed bad joke that just works every single time. You see it coming from a mile away and you laugh anyway. You groan and then immediately repeat it to the next person you see.

We have featured their dad joke tweets on here before and this is the latest batch. Thirty-five jokes. At least five of them will live in your brain rent-free by the end of the week.

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Canned soda cans with faces and a straw, arranged to look like singing mouths.
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I took my eight-year-old girl to the office with me on Bring Your Child to Work Day.
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