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35 Funniest Signs That Made People Stop And Actually Read Them

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Most signs exist to be ignored. You know the ones. Exit signs. Speed limit signs. That little placard in the hotel room that tells you checkout’s at eleven, that I’ve never once read all the way through. They’re just part of the background noise of being alive and we tune them out completely.

But then somebody needs to make a sign and decides to do something sort of hilarious with it. Maybe they’re bored. Maybe they’ve just got a gift, and this is the first time anyone gave them a platform big enough to use it.

Either way the result is a sign so unexpectedly funny that people stop, pull out their phones, and take a picture. These are the best ones I found today. Some of them take a second but it’s worth it.

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Proper disposal of dog waste reminder with a graphic of a car and a pile of dog poop.
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"Back in 15 minutes if not read, sign again" on a teal signboard.
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Lock Your Vehicle Hide Valuables Fill Decoy Purse With Angry Bees Watch Thieves Become TikTok Stars.
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"Come in we're NO HELP NO HELP NO HELP" sign on a store shelf.
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Bring chips sign and dip ahead warning sign on roadside.
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Imported Hass Variety Avocados $1.29 each.
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Swimming area sign with fish illustrations and "DO NOT PANIC ORGANIZE" text, near a river at sunset.
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STOP sign with an additional sign below stating "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" in red text.
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PARKING AVAILABLE IN EMPTY SPACES ONLY.
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The hands that remove the gum & cigarette butts from the urinal are the same hands that serve your d.
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Upside down turtles sign with a drawing of a turtle and text about their movement and laziness.
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Attention sign reading "OH, SORRY NEVERMIND" in a parking lot.
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DO NOT PLAY THE PIANO IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO. ALSO NO BEER NEAR PIANO. ALSO NO CHO.
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Celebrating 20 years of jerking with new jerk chicken pizza at this restaurant.
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CLOSED SQUIRREL IN BUILDING.
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Don't display eat!! onigiri with green onions on a black slate plate on a wooden table.
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No Watching while phone being fixed makes me Nervous.
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Guests please answer phone if desk is unoccupied.
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Littering warning sign with humorous reasons for not littering, including "I am Lazy" and "Mommy sti.
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20.

NOTICE THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NOTICE YOUR NOTING IT HAS BEEN NOTED AND IT HAS BEEN REPORTED TO.
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Self check speed zones sign warning to monitor your speed not exceeding 110 feet in 5 seconds.
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RAIL CROSSING and TRAIN TIME sign on wooden post with trees in background.
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Monty Python Horsehoes coconut fruits on store shelf, price $2.99.
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EVERYTHING MUST GO! NOTHING HELD BACK!.
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Camel Tow Mercedes-Benz truck with "CAMEL TOW" sign on the windshield, parked among other vehicles o.
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NOT A DOOR - Metal door with rust at the bottom, set in a brick wall.

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DON'T RING THE BELL, BE AFRAID, BELL.
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DIP DIP snack bowl with a smiling chip character and the text "When I dip you we dip dip" written in.

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GRIZZLY BEAR FEEDING GROUNDS sign with instructions to count children and hide honey.
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Crossing Leg Prohibited in Office premises.
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31.

START YOUR DAY BUT FIRST A COFFEE.
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No smoking sign with a person standing and a person lying on the ground, crossed out with a diagonal.
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33.

NEVER EVER ever BEEF. frozen Always.
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DO NOT POUR CORN STARCH OR OTHER NON-NEWTONIAN FLUIDS DOWN DRAIN.
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"We don’t accept plastic money, because we don’t sell plastic food.".
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