25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (June 3, 2026)
You ever tell yourself you’re going to bed early and then look up and it’s somehow later than when you made that decision?
Yeah. That’s where I’m at right now. It’s dinnertime, I haven’t eaten yet, and I’m already mentally negotiating what early even means tonight. Eight thirty is early. Nine is reasonable. Ten is a soft fail, but still counts. Eleven is just what happens. I don’t know how it works out this way every single time but it does and I’ve stopped asking questions about it.
Think of these funny tweets from today as worth staying up for.
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