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30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (June 4, 2026)

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Watched a guy spend four minutes trying to parallel park today and then just give up and drive away. No shame. No second attempt. Just a decision made and committed to.

It was kind of one of the most relatable things I’ve ever witnessed, and I thought about it for the rest of the afternoon.

There’s a lesson in there somewhere about knowing when to walk away. Or maybe there isn’t and it was just a guy who didn’t want to parallel park.

Either way. Here are the funniest tweets from today. Better use of your time than parallel parking.

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Photo of a Muppet passport photo with a man and Muppet characters, accidental button press.
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