"Marriage is 50% love, 50% 'why are you standing so close to me while I’m doing this.'".

30 Funniest Marriage Tweets That Prove Laughter Is A Love Language

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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Anonymous

I don’t know who said that first, but it might be the most accurate description of marriage ever written. The longer I’m married, the more I realize that love is really just a series of tiny annoyances that somehow become endearing over time. Leaving cabinet doors open. Asking what’s for dinner while staring directly into the fridge. Telling the same story for the twentieth time like it’s brand new information.

The good news is every married couple seems to be dealing with the exact same stuff. That’s what makes marriage tweets so funny. They’re proof that we’re all living variations of the same relationship, just with different names on the thermostat arguments.

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Humorous tweet about a husband sneaking food at a fast food place.
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Marriage is 50% love, 50% “why are you standing so close to me while I’m doing this.”.
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"He's driving at a reasonable speed and no one is around for miles. Have his wife gasp for no reason.
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Overhead at the pharmacy: "My husband is constantly complaining about chest pains, difficulties with.
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A woman with blonde hair in vintage attire holding a cigarette in a kitchen.
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Every time my wife tries on a leather jacket she asks if she looks like Amelia Earhart.
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"Children's medicine measuring cups on stovetop for 11v11 game setup".
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