25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (June 5, 2026)

It’s Friday and I’ve been thinking about dinner since approximately eleven this morning. Not in a casual way. In a very deliberate, this decision matters way.

Friday dinner is different from regular dinner. It has weight. You’ve made it through the week and the meal at the end of it should reflect that in some way. Takeout is on the table. So is the thing I’ve been meaning to cook for two weeks but keep pushing off.

Tonight might finally be the night for that. Or it might be pizza. It’s probably going to be pizza. These are the funniest tweets from today. Decide what you’re having for dinner first.

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