35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (June 6, 2026)
Woke up this morning with nowhere to be and just laid there for a second appreciating that fact, which is one of the better feelings a person can have on a Saturday. No alarm, no reason to move, just the ceiling and the quiet and the very deliberate decision to stay horizontal for as long as reasonably possible before the day started having opinions about what I should be doing with it.
Eventually, I got up, made coffee, and ended up on my phone like everyone else does when they have nothing pressing to do and no particular reason to put it down. Which is how I found these. The best tweets from this week that are genuinely funny and that you probably should have seen by now, but better late than never.
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