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This Week’s Twitter Comments Proving Sometimes The Replies Are The Main Event (36 Tweets)

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I spend an unreasonable amount of time on Twitter. Every single day, scrolling, scanning, sifting through the noise so I can hand you the good stuff. It’s a job I take seriously, even if “professional timeline scroller” isn’t a title that impresses anyone at parties.

But here’s something I’ve learned doing this: the original tweet is often just the setup.

The real magic, the stuff that makes me actually laugh out loud at my phone, lives down in the replies.

Someone posts a perfectly normal thought, and then some absolute genius in the comments swoops in with a one-liner that buries it completely. The poster walked so the reply guy could run.

So this week, I’m flipping the usual format. Instead of celebrating the tweets, we’re celebrating the comebacks, the roasts, and the throwaway replies that turned out to be funnier than anything they were responding to.

Because sometimes the headliner is good, but the opening act steals the whole show.

Here are the comments that proved the replies are often the main event.

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The horse in the back is like "OMG MICHAEL JACKSON????".

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Having banned alcohol, Mormons are slowly converging on the Middle Eastern tradition of eating sweet.

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We call them "States.".

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