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30 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (June 7, 2026)

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This week was a lot. I found out there’s apparently upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen and I felt that in my soul because I have absolutely done that without giving it a name. Someone invented five beers and I understood immediately what they meant. A cat went to the doctor on behalf of its owner and that’s just efficient.

There’s a fish named Lamar out there and his family takes him very seriously. I don’t know what it is about this week but the tweets were especially good. These are the funniest ones from women this week.

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Mushroom farm aisle with rows of white mushrooms on shelves, person looking at them.
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Man in uniform acting nonchalant, walking around without checking bank account.
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