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30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (June 8, 2026)

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I’ve had the same four seconds of a song stuck in my head since approximately seven this morning and I don’t know what song it is. Just a little melody loop that means nothing and goes nowhere. I’ve hummed it out loud twice, hoping someone would recognize it. Nobody did. I tried singing it into Shazam which is not what Shazam is for and it did not help. I googled the three words I think might be lyrics and got nothing useful. It’s Monday and this is where we are. I’ve made my peace with it.

Maybe these funny tweets from today will be better than whatever is happening in my head right now.

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U-Haul truck towing a car in a parking lot, moving to girlfriend's city.
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"America 1776-2026 banner hanging on a brick porch railing with plants and flowers nearby".
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Based on your profile, you're a top applicant for this role!.
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The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776.
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My coworker did something nice for me and I meant to say “i would [redacted] for you” but instead I.
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Guy next to me on flight using a cooler as his only carry-on.
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