30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (June 11, 2026)
I’ve been trying to remember the last time I actually finished a full glass of water before it got warm and I genuinely cannot. I get a glass, I take two sips, I set it down somewhere, I forget about it, I find it two hours later, I feel guilty, and the cycle continues.
I’ve done this every day for years. It’s not even that I don’t want to drink it. I just keep getting distracted by something else before I can get back to it.
There’s probably four half-finished glasses somewhere in my house right now and I’m choosing not to look. At some point it stops being a hydration problem and starts being a personality trait.
These are today’s funniest tweets.
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