Guy Asked Why We Can't Have One Big Nose Hole And These 26 Replies Did Not Disappoint

I want to be clear that this is a completely reasonable question that nobody has ever thought to ask out loud before, and now that it’s been asked, I cannot stop thinking about it. What if we had just one big nose hole? Right in the middle. Would it be better?

Threads user wahbananaboy says yes, it would make breathing easier, and he’s not wrong, and also the visual is going to live in my head forever.

Comparison of a nose with two holes and one big hole for easier breathing. — via wahbananaboy

He posted it in the Evolution topic on Threads and the internet had thoughts. And they are exactly as unhinged and also somehow logical as you would expect from a thread about nose hole consolidation.

1. People Had Thoughts And They Were Not Keeping Them To Themselves

A woman with long brown hair smiling, with a green background. — via wahbananaboy

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Close-up of a person's mouth showing two solid teeth, one on top and one on the bottom. — via wahbananaboy

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Close-up of a person's midsection showing smooth, toned skin and a white top. — via wahbananaboy

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Humanoid creature with one eye, one arm, and one leg, standing on a gray background. — via wahbananaboy

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Close-up of a human ear with a small hole in the earlobe. — via wahbananaboy

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If you ever feel useless, remember that someone made a protective cover for the Nokia 3310. — via wahbananaboy

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Humorous photo of a man with a large eye and big teeth filter. — via wahbananaboy

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Close-up of a human skull with detailed nerves and blood vessels, and a section of the spine with a. — via wahbananaboy

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Close-up of two large toes with toenails on a concrete surface. — via wahbananaboy

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Three people with heads replaced by fingers in red outfits. — via wahbananaboy

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Side-by-side photos of a woman smiling, one with teeth and one with a wide smile. — via wahbananaboy

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Rolled-up dollar bill resembling a tunnel or hole. — via wahbananaboy

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Foot with a giant toe and a green object underneath, with a caption about a giant toe. — via wahbananaboy

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A simple, textured, pinkish-brown sphere resembling a human head. — via wahbananaboy

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Man wearing a sweater with a large button in the middle, asking 'Why?'. — via wahbananaboy

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Diagram showing human evolution ending with a person in a wheelchair and a person lying in bed. — via wahbananaboy

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Hand with four fingers extended, no chipped or cut nails. — via wahbananaboy

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Heartbeat line with a blue line and the word Why? on a red background. — via wahbananaboy

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A surreal illustration of a person with one eye, an ear on top of their head, and a cigarette in the. — via wahbananaboy

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Why? Brain and egg with a question mark. — via wahbananaboy

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Man with a melted green substance dripping from his nose and mouth. — via wahbananaboy

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Comparison of a nose with a cartoon bee and ant overlaid on it. — via wahbananaboy

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Image of a blue knuckle duster with multiple holes. — via wahbananaboy

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Silhouette of a person with a large hole in their back, holding a watering can. — via wahbananaboy

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Two insects appear to be fighting inside a person's nose. — via wahbananaboy

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Comparison of human digestive system and a snake's body with labels. — via wahbananaboy

Not everyone came to joke around though. A few people actually knew the answer and took a moment to explain why evolution landed on two holes instead of one, and honestly it’s worth reading.