43 Dad Jokes So Stupid You’ll Hate Yourself For Laughing At Them
I’m not a dad. I don’t have the minivan, the lawn opinions, or the inexplicable need to announce “we’re not lost, we’re taking the scenic route.” But I’ll admit it: I’m jealous of the men who do.
Because somewhere out there is a guy who, mid-conversation, will hear you say “I’m starving” and fire back “Hi Starving, I’m Dad” without a flicker of hesitation.
No shame. No second thoughts. Just pure, uncut confidence in a joke he knows is terrible. That’s a level of self-assurance I can only dream of.
These are the people who built the r/dadjokes subreddit into the glorious groan factory it is today. And after spending way too long scrolling through it, I’ve collected the absolute dumbest, most eye-roll-inducing gems I could find — the kind of jokes so stupid your brain refuses to laugh until, betrayed by your own face, you do anyway.
So here they are. The best of the worst. May they someday give me the courage to embarrass my own kids.
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