30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (June 20, 2026)
Apparently, the average adult laughs around seventeen times a day, which sounds low, and also sounds like something I could personally fix with the right amount of effort and a little outside help. I don’t know who’s counting this or how, but I do know that most of my seventeen happen in a five-minute window scrolling through my phone and then the rest of the day is just me doomscrolling like a person who has never laughed at anything in her life.
There’s probably a lesson in there about spacing things out better, building in more joy throughout the day instead of front-loading it all before 9 a.m., but I’m not going to be the one to figure that out today.
So consider these funny tweets your seventeen, all delivered up front and ready to go.
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