30 People Reveal The Most Disgusting Thing Their Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done
My wife and I met ten years ago, and so far, there have been no real insane surprises, no horror stories, nothing that’s made me question my entire decision-making process. So when I come across a Reddit thread like this, it genuinely makes me feel even luckier than I already did. There’s a very specific kind of comfort that develops in a relationship where you stop performing for the other person entirely, and apparently, for some people, that comfort goes to some truly unexpected places.
Reddit asked what the most disgusting thing a partner has ever done was, and the answers range from mildly off-putting to genuinely hard to read at the dinner table. Somehow, some of these people are still together.
Love really does conquer all, apparently, including whatever happened in some of these stories.
1.
I love my fiance so very very much. But the used balled up tissues are everywhere. I swear our apartment has added flammability from the amount of wadded up tissues just being present.
2.
Stuffed soiled baby diapers under my couch because she was too lazy to get up and walk 8 feet to the garbage can. I found them a month after she moved out and my house still stank.
3.
My ex would order a side salad at a restaurant and when pouring the dressing on and when the small cup was empty, instead of using a fork or spoon to scrape the sides of the dressing cup onto the salad, would LICK the cup and proceed to SPIT the dressing on her salad. IN PUBLIC. At home too obviously, still disgusting, but in public!?!?! I refused to take her to any restaurant nicer than a Waffle House.
4.
She likes peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
5.
Prob minor, but she s***s with the door open and one time even asked me to wipe her when she painted her nails and didn’t want to mess them up.
6.
When we have leftover pasta my wife carefully, meticulously washes her hands, then *grabs* the leftover noodles from the pot and places them into a ziplock bag, instead of using the tongs.
She says that it’s because “evolution made the human hand the most efficient grasping tool.”
I once asked her to use the tongs and she informed me that, “not even God could stop her from grabbing spaghetti”.
7.
She takes off her underwear WITH her jeans / leggings. I do all of the laundry (and she cooks), but having to pull her underwear out from her jeans every time she takes off a pair adds 2-3 minutes every load! ANNOYING .
8.
I dated a girl that would 100% pee the bed when intoxicated. Waking up to pee on sheets when we were both hungover was not cool. That was many years ago, and she has been sober for nearly 20 years.
9.
Telling me she prefers the drunk me over the sober me.
10.
My ex wife her new shiny toy personality.
Nothing was ever enough for her.
TikTok and insta made it so much worse. She always had to have the new it purse or hobby. After a month and thousands of dollars. Never touch it again.
She was that way with our pets.
In the end of our marriage she was that way with me.
11.
She peels her chicken nuggets and eats the skin and then the naked nugget.
12.
Her side of the bathroom looks like when the sirens go off in Silent Hill.
13.
She defrauded her grandparents out of a degree’s worth of tuition to fund our lifestyle and lied about obtaining a degree and still benefits from it to this day in her career that doesn’t validate education. I actually only figured that out after the break up and years after the fact of us both “graduating”.
14.
Her AO3 fanfic’s reads are often weirder than any adult video I’ve ever seen on the internet.
15.
She’s an ex. But she was eating boogers. Yeah I know, we were licking each other’s privates, but seeing her out of the corner of my eye, while watching a movie, picking her nose and eating that booger was a real showstopper for me.
16.
She keeps her toothbrush and toothpaste in a cup, pointed down. Said cup collects run off water and gets DISGUSTING. Like, just keep them pointed *up* in a holder that doesn’t collect water.
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After I broke up with my gf we had to move out and she refused to come clean the apt so I had to do the whole thing myself. Found her booger wall.
18.
My wife is a 10. Now I don’t mean she’s a 10 to me, and I love her so she’s a 10. No, she’s insanely f****** hot.
I only say that to say this. This girl takes the meanest s**** you’ve ever seen in your life. Like I’m talking a few times a week she leaves skid marks in the toilet that would make a long haul trucker blush. I don’t even know how it’s possible. She’s tiny. But I never know what I’m going to see after I lift the lid. It’s like Roger Clemens took a s*** in his pitching hand and threw it full force into the toilet.
Can anyone else relate? There aren’t support groups for guys in my situation.
19.
She puts ketchup on her chicken noodle soup.
20.
My girlfriend and I wash our towels once a week. Not great not horrible I don’t mind as long as I feel clean after I shower.
Found out my girlfriend uses her towel to dry the floor including around the toilet of any water that drips past the mat after she steps out. She then hangs it back up again to use tomorrow.
21.
Turns out adorable sweet ladies fart too. Farts that are so putrid and noxious that they can cause you to awaken from a d**d sleep in a state of panic.
22.
Mostly her personality.
23.
I love her dearly so I’m not really moved to disclose her lack of toothpaste tube hygiene with a bunch of strangers.
24.
After seven years, I found out she actually loves me? WTF?
25.
That her hair would destroy our vacuum without regular disassembly and clean out.
We now have 3 hair monsters so it ends up to be a basketball size hairball each time.
At least she is a good sport about the “Trophy” photos I send her.
26.
That she farts and poops I guess? But my farts and poops are way worse. Go figure.
I honestly love my wife so much, that nothing disgusts me about her. I wish I was just being cheesy, but that’s just how I feel.
27.
She wanted to declaw our new kitten, and then I realized she’s always been a p.o.s. and we split.
28.
She s**** with the door open and stinks up the entire house. I’ve even complained about it but it’s so the cat can come in and watch her s***. Seriously. We aren’t together anymore but wanted to mention.
29.
The state of her desktop or the 10k+ unopened emails in her inbox.
30.
Her car is a mess all the time. Disgusting.