30 Hilariously Insane Facebook Marketplace Listings That Raise More Questions Than They Answer
There’s a very specific kind of confidence required to list a bag labeled “Air 2019” for twenty dollars and just wait to see who bites. Facebook Marketplace has quietly become one of the strangest corners of the internet, a place where someone will casually try to sell five thousand pounds of TV remote rubber right next to a guy asking $348 for a leather table while wearing a Viking helmet in the listing photo.
These funny listings are pulled from r/InsaneFBMarketplace and every single one of them raises more questions than it answers, starting with who exactly is the target buyer for a monkey urinal.
1. “Monkey Urinal”
2. “Found this gem today”
3. “I beg your pardon?”
4. “Mythical find”
5. “I joined this sub to share this”
6. “The Monster Mullet”
7. “Is this insane enough to post?”
8. “Mirror”
9. “Found one! Worth it or no? “
10. “A painfully accurate description”
11. “Pumpkin in bottle ($250)”
12. “I’d love this for my man cave!”
13. “Say my name”
14. “Remotely insane listing”
15. “Uh…. I could do this for free…”
16. “Had to look twice at this listing”
17. “2018 Tesla electric car charger”
18. “Dryer lint.. lmao”
19. “I think they’re going to just steal carts…”
20. “I guess 3 pop tarts in one wrapper are worth a million dollars to this guy”
21. “600 empty Zyns for $50!”
22. “I can’t believe I missed out on this one”
23. “What could I possibly do with this?”
24. “$5,000 AND i have to dig it out?”
25. “MacBook trash can ($450)”
26. “Well. I oddly want this.”
27. “Someone said they don’t make hood ornaments like they used to…”
28. “I don’t see a drain?”
29. “Who wants to go 50/50 with me?”
30. “Coffee Table”
