25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (June 25, 2026)

This is officially the day I stop putting things off, starting tomorrow, because today is already too far along to count. That’s not a loophole, that’s just the logistics.

There’s a whole list of things I’ve been meaning to get to, a doctor’s appointment I haven’t scheduled, an email I’ve been composing in my head for three days, and a drawer I’ve promised myself I’d clean out since approximately March. None of that is happening today either, but acknowledging it counts for something, probably.

Tomorrow has a real shot. Tomorrow I’m a changed person with a system and a plan. Today, though, I’m just going to read these funny tweets, which are the funniest ones we found today, and a much better use of the time I’m definitely not using productively.

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