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35 Funniest Cat Tweets That’ll Have You Feline Good

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I don’t have a cat, but I have spent enough time at other people’s houses to know the deal: you walk in, the cat takes one look at you, and immediately decides you’re either furniture or a threat. There’s no in-between. You could bring treats, you could sit very still, you could whisper sweet nothings into the void. It doesn’t matter. The cat has already made up its mind about you.

That’s the energy radiating off basically every cat tweet on the internet right now. People aren’t writing jokes about their cats so much as filing incident reports. Here’s a roundup of the funniest ones, straight from people who are, at best, tolerated by the cats they live with.

1.

There is no difference between a weighted blanket & an obese cat with separation anxiety.
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2.

Two cats pose for a photo, one with a serious expression, the other with a relaxed look.
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3.

Black and white cat sitting on a table with a displeased expression.
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4.

Rachel's tweet about her husband telling their cat to drink water.
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5.

Cat lying inside a miniature model of the Colosseum with a caption about seeing and sitting.
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6.

Cat looking down at a toy with a caption 'YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID'.
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7.

Twitter post about dog and cat owners with humorous descriptions.
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8.

A ginger cat standing on its hind legs with front paws raised.
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9.

Old TV turned into a cat bed with a cat inside, original TV screen replaced with a cozy bed.
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10.

A cat reaching out from a tree with a caption about trust.
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11.

Person with injured ankle elevates it with cat's paws in solidarity.
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12.

Girl cats named after ancient goddesses, boy cats after Taco Bell items.
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13.

Twitter post by Fiona Zublin about a humorous conversation with a plumber.
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14.

Funny cat tweets with images of dogs and cats, captioned 'He don't even know he is a cat.'.
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15.

Cute kitten and kitten lying on the floor with a humorous caption.
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16.

White cat grooming itself with a flexed arm emoji above it.
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17.

Two orange cats sitting in a kitchen, with the caption 'is this the shining'.
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18.

Cute fluffy cat with a serious expression sitting on a keyboard.
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19.

Black and white cat with employee ID badge at office desk, looking relaxed.
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20.

Six cat-shaped cookies on a gray surface, one being held by a hand.
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21.

Cute orange and white kitten without glasses, sitting on a bed.
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22.

A small paw of a cat peeking out from under a door.
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23.

Twitter post by Adam: cats would start pyramid schemes and dogs would fall for them.
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24.

Quote about cats and impostor syndrome from Jennifer Adcock.
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25.

Screenshots of texts from mom about the cat, including charging, flat tire, Nike shoes, and smoking.
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26.

A tweet about a cat not knowing its real name, calling him 'my sweet bowl of cheese'.
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27.

Orange cat stretching on pavement with people and trees in background.
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28.

Black kitten held up like a video game character in a room.
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29.

Cat with eyes closed as an orange ball hits its face.
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30.

Tweet about leaving cat at home while smiling outside, feeling guilty.
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31.

Tenacious loquacious cat mom tweet about her cat being scared of the wind.
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32.

Tweet by Edward Snowden about cats and cat lords.
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33.

A tweet about a cat showing signs of dying, then being told by a vet he's depressed.
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34.

Zach Anderson's meme about a cat begging for food and getting a piece.
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35.

Holly Brockwell's tweet about listening to cats purr and living well.
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