35 Funniest Cat Tweets That’ll Have You Feline Good
I don’t have a cat, but I have spent enough time at other people’s houses to know the deal: you walk in, the cat takes one look at you, and immediately decides you’re either furniture or a threat. There’s no in-between. You could bring treats, you could sit very still, you could whisper sweet nothings into the void. It doesn’t matter. The cat has already made up its mind about you.
That’s the energy radiating off basically every cat tweet on the internet right now. People aren’t writing jokes about their cats so much as filing incident reports. Here’s a roundup of the funniest ones, straight from people who are, at best, tolerated by the cats they live with.
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