41 Funniest Tweets Of All time From Friday (June 26, 2026)
You ever notice how every public restroom hand dryer is either a gentle whisper that does nothing, or a category 5 hurricane that nearly rips your skin off? There’s no in-between setting. It’s either “this might as well be a ceiling fan” or “I am now late for my flight because my hands are flapping in the wind like a flag.” And somehow they’re always installed right next to the mirror, so you get to watch your own face get rearranged in real time.
Nobody’s hands have ever actually dried using one of these. You just stand there for the socially appropriate amount of time, then wipe the rest on your jeans like a normal, dignified adult.
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