35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (June 28, 2026)
There’s a very specific type of joke that only works if a woman says it, and everyone knows exactly what I mean. It’s not about being mean or even being funny on purpose, really. It’s the way a totally ordinary Tuesday gets turned into a five-act play. Men can write jokes too, obviously, but there’s something about the specific, slightly unhinged commitment to a bit that women have basically perfected on Twitter.
This week’s batch has all of it: the petty grievances, the oddly precise observations, the one-liners that read more like incident reports than punchlines. Here are the best of them, ranked by how hard they made us laugh.
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