No unauthorized burials and no Mr Brightside after 11pm signs.

72 Funny “Signs With A Story” That Raise More Questions Than They Answer

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Most signs exist to give you information you didn’t already have, like which way the exit is or what the speed limit happens to be. Then there’s the other kind, the ones that only exist because one specific person did one specific thing, and now the rest of us have to read about it forever. You can usually tell which kind you’re looking at within about two seconds.

The r/signswithastory subreddit has built an entire community around collecting these, and the best part is nobody ever explains the actual incident, you just get the sign and have to fill in the rest yourself.

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Polite notice about loud neighbors leaving after drinking.
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Sign reminding valet to look like a police officer, with a car illustration.
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Sign for Dave's Maintenance Shop: We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell D0.
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Is the forklift operator out of your trailer?.
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Sign requesting to refrain from using cell phones, signed by Subway.
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'I'm just going to say it sharks aren't eating enough people'.
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Sign says 'Do not order from unknown pizza places, ask the front desk for recommendations' with a 'P.
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Sign on a vehicle says 'No Mr Brightside after 11 pm'.
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Caution sign about root beer with humorous instructions and one-week shelf life.
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Sign on gate reads 'NO UNAUTHORIZED BURIALS' in a cemetery.
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Sign says no horse blankets, with rules about cleaning and exceptions.
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Sign in mall: We're hiring, store closing, sale, sold, and on sale signs.
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13.

Sign reads 'SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK'.
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Sign reading 'Please do not shuck the corn' at a grocery store.
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KFC sign with a humorous job ad about hiring people who show up to work.
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Sign about starting yoga by bending over and picking up a dog, with a no cycling sign above.
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Sign warning about toilet destruction, mentioning doctors, exorcists, and buffalo.
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Sign about alien abductions and council action in a forest setting.
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Sign asking why people are littering with humorous responses.
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Warning sign about restroom mess and consequences for defecating in the wrong place.
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21.

Sign warning about jumping in elevator causing entrapment and costs.
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Do not jump in the elevator sign at Hillsboro Medical Center.
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Coyote activity with a list of coyote behaviors and signs.
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24.

Warning sign on rocks at the beach says 'Stay off jetty. Waves may suck you off.'.
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Signs on a door say: 'If locked, someone inside,' 'Door not budging, this restroom may be occupied,'.
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Sign says no dogs allowed, explains incident of a customer slipping on dog urine.
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Beware of Frank sign with rust and worn paint on a wall.
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28.

If door is locked go across street to the jail.
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29.

Please Do NOT Put Banana Bread In The Spectrometer.
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Sign for doctor waiting room with humorous message about canceling appointments if you die waiting.
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Sign says 'DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN' with a duck outside the door.
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32.

Sign requesting no drinks or food in store, no miners allowed.
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No smoking or vomiting in doorway sign at store entrance.
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34.

Sign says 'Please Remove Your Underwear It Is Very Important' with a cartoon underwear icon.
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No Pets Allowed, Service Animals Welcome sign with additional info.
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36.

Cultists are not welcomed in this shop!.
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37.

Unsupervised children will be sold to the circus sign.
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Toilet with a sign that says 'Display Only' on the seat.
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39.

'I'm just renting this billboard so an injury lawyer can't'.
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Sign instructs to stop throwing urine cups into bio box and to throw cups in trash can.
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IKEA hot dog stand with a sign saying 'Not actual size' and a hot dog image.
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42.

Please do not flush anything but toilet paper! Especially mango seeds. Thank you.
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43.

If you're old enough to zyn, you're old enough to know they don't belong in the urinal.
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44.

Stop sign with an 'All Way' and 'This is a stop sign' sign below it.
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45.

'My Name is Harpo! Please don't put your hands in my cage! I might bite.'.
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46.

PULL if that doesn't work, PUSH if that doesn't work, we're probably closed.
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Warning ceiling fans do not carry children on shoulders sign.
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48.

Heat warning sign in desert: you might die.
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49.

'Sonic is the only game, Please don't take it. We check it every night.'.
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50.

Push in all the way, hold until balls release sign.
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Sign says only two kids allowed in store if not with parents.
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Sign about dressing room and restroom rules, with humorous tone.
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Sign with humorous instructions about toilet etiquette and a handwritten note.
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Refrigerator with milk bottles and a sign that says 'This is not an exit'.
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Sign says bathrooms are permanently closed, no bathrooms after last night.
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Do not feed children to alligators sign at aquarium with a sad face emoji.
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57.

Please do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that m.
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58.

State forest access only, your GPS is wrong sign on a dirt path in a forest.
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59.

Sign on door says: Mary Please do not knock on my door. I am busy and do not want any company. Thank.
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60.

Sign in bathroom warns not to wash feet in hand wash basin.
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61.

If you leave bread here the afternoon sun will destroy it.
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62.

Iron sign asking, 'Did you remember to turn it off?'.
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No lady products down toilet sign with humorous note and taped to wall.
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Weight limit 1,000 lbs on bridge sign with trees and road in background.
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65.

NOT A URINAL!! DO NOT PUT ANYTHING DOWN DRAIN!.
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66.

Sign on door: Due to the constant misuse, our rest room are closed to the public.
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67.

Sign says 'Emergency Phone Not Installed. Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location'.
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Sign says smoking, bare foot, pets prohibited in building.
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69.

Popcorn burns easily! Set timer for 2 minutes 50 seconds for best results.
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Sign on post office counter says 'NO FIGHTING IN THE POST OFFICE' with a smiley face.
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Sign warning against using trash cans as urinals, signed by MGMT.
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Sign says 'This is a Transcan not a toilet' above trash can.
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