27 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (July 3, 2026)
I’ve been ready for this weekend since Tuesday if I’m being honest. There’s something about a holiday weekend that makes the days leading up to it feel longer than they actually are, like the clock is moving through something thick. But it’s here now.
The laptop is closing, the plans are loose, and somewhere between now and Monday I’m going to eat something off a grill and pretend I’m not thinking about work at all. Twitter was in the same mood today.
Here are the funniest tweets from Friday.
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